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Absalom: The Overwhelmed User

Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:56 PM EST
science, television, sex, addiction, obsession, virtual-sex, holograms, indulgence, holography, telefive
By Big Brother Commission

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Will virtual sex cause a worser obsessive-pandemic for sex addicts than current adult films and magazines?

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Do you currently know someone who is a sex-addict?

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Which is more addictive?

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    Listening to music
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Will clinics be necessary to treat virtual-sex addicts?

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Can a moderate and gradual reduction of virtual-sex help an addict kick the habit?

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Could the number of virtual-sex addicts surpass the number of cigarette smokers worldwide?

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Will the twenty-first century end up being a comatose-era due to the out-of-control number of virtual sex users and addicts?

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Activating the TeleFive screen to turn on by using various hand gestures and signals, Absalom selected the virtual sex mode option, which produced a wide assortment of profiles. There literally must have been at least twenty-five thousand horny-as-lust-craving actresses in each category to choose from; therefore, he narrowed down the search to Filipino women with an average height of 5'6" feet tall, weighed roughly less than 110 pounds, and had well-groomed hair. The end result accumulated an amount of one hundred and eleven females, so Adonis's brother streamlined the total once more until he received a smaller group of candidates: thirteen desirables. Intricately observing each of the final few, Absalom waved his hand in a pardonable-fashion and nine more women were whisked away to their storage files. Four lovely ladies, all of them in their early twenties, tempted the helpless man by telling him all the astounding and astonishing positions and moves they'd like to try on him if only he would select them to play with for an hour or two. Nevertheless, Absalom's mind was overcharged, zonked into infinity, totally revved up to ecstasy, and running on a full fantasy-tank-of-fuel, so the shaking twenty-one-year-old man chose all four Filipinos. "Oh, God.... what have I gotten myself into this time? I knew buying this TeleFive and installing this virtual sex program called 'The Pleasure Is Ours To Keep' would be a very disastrous and costly mistake, but I went with my thoughts and not my heart; therefore, I am paying the overprice in lascivious-actions beyond my human control. Even worse: I have no strength to destroy this wonderfully made contraption and this well-crafted sex-simulation. Together, we are one like water or the air that I breathe. I'll just have to go down into my grave while being ridden cowgirl-style by a sand-grain-multitude of gorgeous and delectable hot babes!" he said to himself with an augmented screeching voice. "Don't worry, our dearest Absalom..... we're about to take..... very, very, verrrrrrryyyy.... good care of you!" all four purred to him inside his two ears as the out-of-control-fun set sail for the overwhelmed-user.

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