Condoms In Adult Films? Seriously? This Must Be The Worst Joke Ever!

Here's a topic that just recently appeared in the headlines of the media: The Los Angeles mayor had signed an initiative that all actors starring in adult films in the city of angels must wear a condom. Now, as much as he cares about being re-elected and providing fresh revenue to the much needed budget, I find it hard to believe that this guy actually cares about the welfare of these performers. Furthermore, doesn't he know that his decision is a double-edged sword? Due to this obnoxious measure, buyers are subject to watching hideous plastic swabbing in and out of two lips! Give us a break! I mean, does this guy actually watch these films? Does he even know how much distraught and displeasure will come out of his crazy lunatic decision? Maybe, we should stick him inside a scene so that he can see why it is such a losing bad idea to implement condoms into sex films? Or, better yet, tie him to a chair for twenty-four hours watching nothing but lubed-up penises that are desensitized by these eye-blistering-chain-mail-with-spike-ball-club-included-latex peregrine-falcon-diving into tight holes that are already small as it is? Seriously, was this man even thinking with his head on straight or was it floating down the nearest river? This is an outrage! And none of us should have to stand for it! I say all adult entertainment companies should move the hell out of Los Angeles and leave this bozo in the bleeping dust!