Live Poll
Which type of bacon do you prefer?
Live Poll
Can you eat a breakfast meal without bacon?
It's a nice and quiet saturday morning. The window is slightly open, so the cool breeze provides a refreshing sensation in the locks of your hair. You take a quick shower, get dress, and hop into the kitchen to cook. Speeding over to the refrigerator, you discover that you have a truck load of eggs, boat loads of cheese; wherefore, you pull them out and mix them into a pan for a delicious meal. Then, you check the shelves and find two cans of corn beef hash and plop the contents of one of those cans into another frying pan. Next, while the food is gently simmering in the cooking utensils, you sit back for a while at the kitchen table thinking about the pleasant taste that will soon zing the living daylights out of your tongue. Afterwards, the aroma bombards your nostrils with pure ecstasy. Therefore, you grab a large plate, shut off the oven pilots, and pour the cooked eggs and hash onto the shiny new porcelain. Nonetheless, just before you're getting ready to scoop those foods into your salivating mouth, you realize that you forgot to buy more bacon. Finally, smacking yourself on the forehead, and anxiously depress, you finish your meal.



