In a previous article written last week, I wrote about the number of sperm produced over a span of 58 years (ages 12 - 70) for the typical male. Furthermore, the notion of scientists creating a pill that increases the production of sperm from 1000 per second to 1,000,000 per second was also included inside that article. Now for this discussion, I would like to talk about having various kinds of sperm production pills.
Daily Pill. Yes, similar to the birth control pills taken by women. However, instead of decreasing sperm production or hindering it from reaching fruition, this pill will maximize sperm production by increasing the numbers from 1000 per second to 1 million per second. These pills must be taken on a daily basis in order to permit the male reproductive organs to continue churning out sperm at such an astonishing rate. However, this category could be broken down into two subtypes: Same Interval and Random Interval. Same interval pills must be taken at a specific time of the day every day in order for the pill to work effectively. Now, on the other hand, random interval pills can be taken at any time during the day as long as they are taken and taken continuously on a daily basis. Nevertheless, both pills are designed to increase production up to 86.4 billion sperm specimens per day.
Weekly Pill. These are more potent pills, so they do not need to be prescribed to be taken on a daily basis. Instead, the user pulls out one pill, let's say on a sunday evening, and swallows it with a crisp clean glass of water. Immediately, the pill's effectiveness kicks in and his reproductive system amplifies its production from 1000 sperm per second to 1 million per second. Therefore, this male is good to go for seven days maximum. During that time period, his body may rev out as many as 604.8 billion sperm specimens.
Monthly Pill. And the potency goes up another notch. This kind of pill is for males who want to increase their sperm production; however, do not want to put up with the fuss of taking a pill every day or the possibility of forgetting to take a pill daily or on a weekly basis. Therefore, they can opt out of the first two categories and go with this type. It's more user friendly and lasts for a good thirty to thirty-one days. Now, he only has to remember to pop another pill every four weeks. Regardless, this monthly pill should amp the production up to 2.4192 trillion sperm specimens per month.
Yearly Pill. This is the tour de magnifique! This is by far and large the ultimate pill that a male could take in order to boost sperm production. Just plump that pill inside the mouth with some tangerine sherbet and a glass of apple juice; and presto! He can enjoy the remainder of the 365 days of the year without taking anymore pills until the beginning of the new year. Imagine that! Take one pill in June and not have to take another pill until the following June. This is the pill that males crave to use! They can cast aside all doubts and subside all worries from their minds about whether they took the pill for the day, week, or month. Even more, this pill enlarges the production up to 29.0304 trillion sperm specimens per annum.