Wouldn't it be neat if wallpaper shoes existed? You could easily rip a piece of wallpaper off your bedroom wall. Furthermore, the ripping of the wallpaper off your wall would send a small harmless electric charge through the torn piece, so that when you put your foot over it, the wallpaper automatically begins to fold around the contour of your foot. On top of that, the wallpaper shoe wraps so well around the dimensions of your foot that you don't even need shoe laces! And don't worry about the walls of your bedroom either, because the wallpaper pieces would come in perforated specific sizes. Therefore, you would be able to go down to a shoe store or hardware store and purchase more wallpaper for another day of wear.
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